May 2013
paxamericana:
welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit.
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
deodrant:
its so awkward when u can hear someone peeing
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
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oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
