i don’t care if you dislike me you’ll never dislike me as much as i dislike myself (◕‿◕✿)
every teacher before they draw on the board: i'm not an artist
My stages of band-related obsession.
Me: Who the fuck are they?
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Me: Oh, I like this album.
Me: Hey, the lead dancer is pretty attractive.
Me: Oh hey there, so is the leader. And the main vocalist. And the other members. Heh.
Me: I need to see this band live.
Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
felicite: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does
Me: Why am I single?
Everyone: You like kpop.
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
25ｺ目の染色体: 10 Principles For Lasting Happiness: →
1. Attend to negative emotions/thoughts; Don’t repress them. (or they’ll resurface in the future) 2. Take action on what’s making you unhappy. (identify the source, fix the issue, let go of the rest) 3.Update your belief system. (dissolve beliefs that make you unhappy) 4. See the positive…
johancruyff: it’s really fucking inconsiderate of you to be attractive if you’re not planning on fathering my children
them: you're weird
them: you're awkward.
them: you're ugly.
them: you're annoying
them: you're never going to marry that myungsoo guy.
police officer : so you were saying that they were just playing around and then fell into the lake ?